Apr 26

Friday Funnies

2008 at 12:06 am   |   by Nicole Whitacre Filed under Fun & Encouragement | Friday Funnies

Next time you need an excuse for a messy area of your house, one of these might come in handy. Thanks to Lori for sending in this Friday Funny.

More girltalk on Monday!
Nicole for Carolyn, Kristin and Janelle

I don’t do windows because ...
I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean
window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then
I’ll feel terrible.

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of
them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home.

I don’t Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to
get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because ...
I wouldn’t want to mess with God’s design.

I don’t put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because…
I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to
make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent
Press.”