We are
getting ready for graduation, and my eldest is looking through photo albums to
choose the special few.  She and my youngest were sitting together, when
pictures of their sister as a newborn came up.  My youngest said, “EWWWW!
Get those away!”  My eldest inquired as to what would make him so upset. 
His reply? “I don’t like seeing when their extension cord gets cut
off!” I guess we have too many home improvement projects, and not enough science
– now we have to teach him what an umbilical cord is!