Nov 25

Friday Funnies

2006 at 8:37 pm   |   by Nicole Whitacre Filed under Fun & Encouragement | Friday Funnies

Sorry we didn’t get the Friday Funnies up on Friday this week…we were a little distracted with Thanksgiving celebrations. But before the holiday weekend comes to a close we thought you’d enjoy this story that several of our readers sent us. See you all on Monday!

Nicole
for Carolyn, Kristin, and Janelle

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, “Patricia, you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!” At the realization of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep…..............SHE’S BLONDE!